Strong in The Force, CERN is.

At Switzerland’s European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN), scientists working on the Large Hadron Collider announced the discovery of a new fundamental force for the universe, colloquially referred to as “The Force.”

“The Force is what gives a particle physicist his powers,’ said CERN theorist Ben Kenobi of the University of Mos Eisley, Tatooine. “It’s an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us; and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together.”

Read more about this new hope for Earth at CERN’s blog, and I hope you had a happy April Fool’s Day.